I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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