How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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