I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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