I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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