GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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