I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize