I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Randomize
