So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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