Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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