Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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