it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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