i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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