you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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