so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I got inside last night via doggy door
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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