i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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