let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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