i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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