Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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