at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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