You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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