I hope mine doesn't look like that
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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