OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I bet he comes in French.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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