we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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