god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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