I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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