sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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