You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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