420 ftw
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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