He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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