you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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