I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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