Do vagina's smell?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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