all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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