Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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