sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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