I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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