capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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