the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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