I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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