The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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