Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
50% drunk capacity currently
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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