Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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