Porn is love you can see.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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