we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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