return my video game
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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