i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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