so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Randomize
