Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
