You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
