3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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