What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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