see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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