i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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